It's like 'Hitman' but you have hair.

Frankly, the Nintendo 64’s Goldeneye: 007 has spent the last three decades running cover for a long line of middling-to-bad James Bond video games.

Whether in mediocre pseudo-sequels that bore the Goldeneye name or other half-hearted offshoots, the world’s favorite British special operative has starred in far more bad video …